What if the great Russian composers had been born in Australia in the Sixties?

Here’s a helpful guide to Australian hypocoristic treatment of said composers’ names, in case that ever happens:

Shosters

Prokkers

Tchakkers

The Glazier

The Borrower

Rackoffmanoff, or Sir "GAY"

Scribbles

Rimshot

Musso

Ig

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